It's All Relative

A Contemporary Fantasy Serial Web Novel

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All: For the past four years it's been like marching off to battle

Takun: In a lecture hall we feel a lot like cattle

All: Like a dog in heat, our hormones aren't easy to ignore

Sasuke: That's why we think of a girl worth studying for

Asahi: Huh?

Sasuke:That's what I said
A girl worth studying for
I want her paler than the moon with gold eyes that shine like stars

Yuhi: My girl will marvel at my brain, adore my Scottish charm

Takun: I couldn't care less what she'll wear or what she looks like
It all depends on what she cooks like: Beef, pork, chicken ...

All: Mmmh ...

Takun: (to Asahi) Bet, Sora thinks that you are quite boring

Asahi: (to Takun) And I'll bet she thinks that you are quite annoying

All:You can guess what we have missed the most since we went off to school

Sasuke: What do we want?

All: A girl worth studying for! (Yuhi: Hey, that whole part didn't rhyme)

Takun: My girl should know I have no faults

Sasuke: And your a major lie

Asahi: Uh... how 'bout a girl who's got a brain
Who always speaks her mind?

All: Nah!

Takun and Sasuke: Our manly ways and handsome face are sure to thrill her

Nosaju: They think they are such lady-killers

Yuhi: I've a girl back home who's unlike any other

Asahi: Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is our mother

All: But when we come home with a diploma, they'll line up at the door

Sasuke: What do we want?

All: A girl worth studying for

Sasuke: Wish that I had

All: A girl worth studying for
A girl worth studying -

Yuhi: Why did it just stop suddenly? *sees a bunch of students passed out after midterms* Oh... *places a coffee at the base of someone's pencil and desk*

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